Free Scenes

I know. I know. It's hard to find good free scripts on the web. That's why I decided to post the best monologues and scenes from my plays here.

Feel free to use these for auditions, classroom readings, competitions or other educational purposes. (Please note: Housetraining puppies is not a valid educational purpose.) All are appropriate for teen actors.

If you like an excerpt and want to read or perform the whole play, just follow the link. Of course, that's going to cost ya. But hey, you've got money and I've got bills to pay (boy, oh, boy, do I have bills). So buy lots of them. You'll be glad you did.

Oh, and feel free to change the gender of the characters. The scenes tend to be flexible that way.

Free Scenes for Actors


2M
"A Distinct Lack of Mobility" from Kill the Critic! (for the full script, email me)

"Another Fainthearted Performance" from Kill the Critic! (for the full script, email me)

"Mr. X Makes a Reservation" from Million Dollar Meatballs (full script)

"The Migratory Habits of Waterfowl" from Million Dollar Meatballs (full script)

"The Thing with Two Spleens" from The Last Radio Show (for the full script, email me)

"The Verbose Vicar" from The Butler Did It! (full script)



1M, 1F
"A Snowball Plunging Down a Mountain" from Butterfly Effect (for the full script, email me)

"I Knew She'd Be Trouble" from The _urloined Letter (full script)

"Ooo! Is That Coffee?" from Lights! Camera! Murder! (for the full script, email me)

"Poor Ignorant Souls" from Trouble in Paradise Junction (full script)

"The Theatre is So Violent!" from Kill the Critic! (for the full script, email me)

"Who Would You Do In?" from The Butler Did It! (full script)


2F
"1001 Vegetable Recipes Your Family Will Love" from The Enchanted Bookshop (full script)

"How to Get a Husband" from House of Bread: They Story of Ruth (for the full script, email me)

"The Terror of Tinseltown" from Lights! Camera! Murder! (for the full script, email me)


2M, 1F
"An Unwanted Proposal" from The Butler Did It! (full script)

"I Thought You'd Be More French" from Million Dollar Meatballs (full script)


1M, 2F
"I Hate Books" from The Enchanted Bookshop (full script)

"Rotten Potatoes" from The Stinky Feet Gang (full script)

"Sounds Like a Dirty Job" from Rumpelstiltskin, Private Eye (full script)

"The Evil Ringing Machine" from The Bow Wow Detectives (for the full script, email me)

"The Non-Repair Shop" from Trouble in Paradise Junction (full script)


3M
"Metal Ducks in a Shooting Gallery" from Butterfly Effect (for the full script, email me)


3M, 1F
"Clint Hazard, Wardrobe Detective" from The Last Radio Show (for the full script, email me)

"Teeth Don't Grow Back" from The _urloined Letter (full script)


2M, 2F
"We Don't Need No Stinkin' Guns" from The Stinky Feet Gang (full script)

"Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?" from Rumpelstiltskin, Private Eye (full script)


4F
"A Song From My Homeland" from House of Bread: The Story of Ruth (for the full script, email me)


4M, 1F
"Pig Latin" from Rumpelstiltskin, Private Eye (full script)


1M, 4F

"Group Therapy" from Wicked Is As Wicked Does (full script)

"The World's Foremost Pet Psychic" from The Purrfect Crime (for the full script, email me)



2M, 4F
"No One's Vegan When They're Depressed" from The Purrfect Crime (for the full script, email me).

"Still a Hothead" from Wicked Is As Wicked Does (full script)


1M, 5F

"Any Greener He'd Be Sprouting Leaves" from Long Tall Lester (full script)


3M, 4F
"Barking Up the Wrong Tree" from The Bow Wow Detectives (for the full script, email me)

"The Rules of Life" from The Enchanted Bookshop (full script)


Flexible

"Good Doctor Goode" from The Last Radio Show, 2M/2F to 4M/3F/1U (for the full script, email me)

"Momentousman vs. the Hideous Maggot Monster" from The Last Radio Show, 1M to 2M/1F/6U (for the full script, email me)

"Tex King, the Humming Cowboy" from The Last Radio Show, 2M/2F to 2M/2F/1U (for the full script, email me)

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