Tuesday, December 31, 2024

A look back at 2024

Wow, what a year. What a crazy, messed-up, wonderful year.

A scant 364 days ago, when I first laid out my goals for 2024, I thought I'd de spending my weekdays the usual way. Start the day by fighting the morning commute. Grind out 8 or 9 or 10 hours at my technically challenging but often boring day job. Fight the evening commute back home. Squeeze in a couple hours for dinner and TV with my wife. Then try to crank out a couple pages of writing before collapsing into bed, utterly exhausted.

It worked. I mean, I built my playwriting career that way. But it wasn't fun. It wasn't fulfilling.

Then January 17 happened and everything changed. For that was the day I got laid off from my day job. I looked for a new job for several months, but at the age of 60, I knew I wasn't exactly a hot commodity. So it didn't surprise me that no offers came.

And that's how I became a full-time writer. Not by making a bold decision to quit my job or by falling into a pile of money from a long lost uncle or winning the lottery. No, I was pretty much forced into it, with a pink slip in one hand and a cardboard box of desktop photos under my arm.

It's been nothing short of wonderful.

Why? Well, I can't explain it any better than Gloria Steinem did years ago: "Writing is the only thing that when I do it, I don't feel I should be doing something else."

That's exactly how I've always felt. And now, I have much more time not to feel I should be doing something else.

That additional writing time has really paid off. Sure, I've been writing a lot more plays. But more importantly, I've been writing better plays.

Having a longer stretch of time to write each day has allowed me to dive even deeper into my stories, to really think about what motivates my characters, to make their actions more compelling, to make their endings more satisfying.

And guess what. It has also helped me achieve two of my goals for the year.

So with that painfully awkward segue, let's see how I did with those now seemingly ancient goals:

1) Finish three plays

Success. When I thought I'd only be writing part-time, this goal seemed quite aggressive. But writing full-time, it turned out to be a piece of cake. As it turned out, I finished five. And one of them, my backstage comedy Bringing Down the House, is already a big hit, booking 38 productions in its first five months of publication.

I'll take that any day.

2) Publish three plays

Success. Again I went well beyond my goal, publishing five new plays. That makes this my most productive year yet.

Those plays are:

George Washington Ate My Homework

Bringing Down the House

Freaky Tiki

The Real Reason Dinosaurs Went Extinct

Kill the Critic!

On the other hand, two of the plays were held over from 2023, when they'd first gotten accepted for publication. On the other hand, I'll be heading into 2025 with three new plays in the editing queue at Pioneer so my backlog is growing, as they say in the biz.

Those plays are:

Too Many Ghosts

The Worst Fairy Tale Ever

Route 66

3) Travel to Hawaii

Failure, and for the second year in a row. But this year it wasn't my fault. I got laid off, remember? And while that allowed me to live the professional lifestyle I've always wanted, it did mean Tammy and I had to cut back on expenses.

The first to go was restaurants. We used to love dining out, trying an exciting new place or revisiting an old favorite every weekend. Giving that up hurt. But pricey trips to places like Palm Springs or San Diego, had to go as well. That hurt only a little but less.

That doesn't mean we're cooped up in the house every day. We do go to local festivals, especially if they involve the blues, Greek food, or wine. As an adjudicator for the ariZoni Theatre Awards, I'm able to see eight or nine plays a year for free. And Tammy and I support our daughter Ashley by cheering her on at the three or four ultramarathons she runs each year. These usually take place in gorgeous locations throughout Arizona and the Southwest and we share the costs with Ashley, making this an economical way to explore a part of the country we love.

Maybe we'll be able to travel again in a couple years, after I've built up my play portfolio a little more. In the meantime, I'm happy to travel vicariously by practicing my Italian every day and watching the occasional Rick Steves rerun.

4) Be more present

Okay, this is a tricky one. When I made this goal, I noted that there was no way I could possibly measure it. The only way I'd know whether I'd met it or not was to be honest with myself and judge whether I'd really gotten out of my head enough. And looking back over the last twelve months, I though I could honestly say: Sort Of.

I mean, I'm getting better. I'm taking more time to enjoy meals, to really think about what I'm eating and savoring every bite. And when Tammy and I walk our dog, the illustrious supermutt Honey, I've been focusing on the beautiful views around me rather than all the things I have to do when the walk is over.

But then I looked back at my goals over the last several years and realized I wrote almost the exact same thing in 2022, even down to the details about meals and walking Honey.

So maybe I didn't make any progress this year. Either way, I've got a long way to go. And that's why I'll keep working at it in the new year, even if I don't make it an official goal. After all, mindfulness--along with finding your purpose and fostering meaningful relationships--is one of the keys to living the Good Life. And I've already got the other two.

Friday, December 27, 2024

Jacksonville PAC joins the club

This last Saturday was a big day for comic Martin Short as he was finally ushered into Saturday Night Live's Five-Timers Club, having hosted the show five times since 1986. 

My own Five-Timers Club, for schools and communities theaters who've done five productions of my plays, may not be nearly as famous, but I like to think the members are just as laudable as old Marty.

And the club now has a sixth member. My friends at the Jacksonville Performing Arts Company (that's the North Carolina Jacksonville, not the Florida one) just booked their fifth production of my plays.

What's crazy (and highly appreciated!) is that four of those productions were for The Enchanted Bookshop Musical. The theater company first produced it in March 2020, performed it again with two different youth groups in 2022, and are now about to start rehearsals for their 2025 production.

I guess they really like it!

The other production? That was for Whole Latte Love, a coffee shop comedy with its special blend of magic.

Maybe I should start ordering some Five-Timers club jackets?

Monday, December 23, 2024

The Worst Fairy Tale Ever to be published

Some Christmas presents come wrapped in pretty paper and bows. Some come in fancy gift bags. And some come in a simple 5x7 envelope.

Of course, they're all good, but this afternoon I was especially excited to see that familiar envelope in my mailbox because it came from Pioneer Drama Service and it contained the contract for my latest play, The Worst Fairy Tale Ever. That's right. They're going to publish it, making this one-act comedy my 28th play with Pioneer and my 32nd play overall.

Since the play was commissioned by Belmont Day School, I've already spoken at length about its development (namely, here and here and here) so I don't have anything more to say about the play at this time. Instead, I'll do something I haven't done before and share an excerpt from the play.

This scene occurs near the beginning of the play after the narrator--the only member of the cast who's read the script--informs the actors that they're just going to have to wing it.

NARRATOR: (Reads.) A long time ago in a land far, far away, there was a king named Roderick (Pause.) I said, there was a king named Roderick! (Pause. Calls OFF LEFT.) King Roderick! Yoo-hoo!

KING: (ENTERS LEFT out of breath, adjusting his crown.) Sorry. I forgot which part I was playing.

NARRATOR: You're King Roderick.

KING: Oh, right. Thanks for clearing that up.

NARRATOR: (Reads.) Now King Roderick was a very wise king—

KING: (Poses dramatically.) Two plus two is four!

NARRATOR: (Reads.) But he was also very sad.

KING: (Sobs.) Oh, why is two plus two always four? Why can't it ever be five?

NARRATOR: That's not why you're sad.

KING: It's not?

NARRATOR: No. It's because your page has brought you horrible news.

KING: Let me guess. The peasants are about to storm the castle?

NARRATOR: No.

KING: The queen is about to storm my man cave?

NARRATOR: No. Well, yes. But that's not as horrible as what the page has to say.

KING: It's horrible enough.

NARRATOR: All right. Well, if you must know, a giant, fire-breathing dragon has crossed the border into your kingdom and is attacking the peasants.

KING: I don't know. I still think the man cave thing is worse.

PAGE: (ENTERS LEFT.) Your Majesty! Your Majesty! I bring horrible news! A giant, fire-breathing dragon has crossed the border into your kingdom and—

KING: I know. The narrator just told me.

PAGE: (To NARRATOR.) Hey! That was my line!

NARRATOR: Sorry. He wormed it out of me.

I expect The Worst Fairy Tale Ever to be released this spring. In the meantime, if you'd like to see the synopsis and cast breakdown, just hop on over to the play's web page on the New Play Exchange (subscription required--and highly recommended!).

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

The big three-oh-oh-oh

Two years ago, toward the end of the COVID-19 epidemic, I'd set a bold goal for myself. I'd just reached by 2000th production. It took me 8 years to get my first 1000 productions and 4 years to get my second 1000 productions.

What was my goal? That it would take only three years to get my next 1000 productions.

Well, I guess I wasn't bold enough because it took only two years (and four months, to be exact). As a matter of fact, I reached that milestone this week as Loyalton High School in Loyalton, CA-- a small ranching community not far from Reno, NV--booked a production of An Enchanted Bookshop Christmas.

This play continues to be one of my evergreen properties, snagging a healthy number of productions year after year after year. And the audience response has been phenomenal. In fact, I just came across a Facebook post where a mom mentioned that her girls couldn't stop talking about the Book Fairy and were begging their parents to take them again.

You can't beat enthusiasm like that.

So how long until I reach 4000 productions? Well, I'm not going to be greedy and expect to get there in a year.

Eighteen months will be fine.

Monday, December 9, 2024

Sunhine State Butler earns a rave

When you write for amateur theater--that is, schools and community groups--actual published reviews are few and far between. So one comes along, it's a real treat. Especially if it's a rave.

That was the case today as online magazine Florida Theater On Stage published a review of Curtain Call Playhouse's production of my very British mystery/comedy, The Butler Did It! This ambitious theater company has making the rounds of South Florida with the production. They opened November 16-17 in Pompano Beach, moved on to Sunrise for a single performance on November 24, and are now settled in at Boca Raton for two weekends of shows.

Reviewer Britin Hailer had lots of good things to say about the play, but I especially like how she wrapped up:

"The Butler Did It! is a roller coaster of reveals to keep you guessing up until you realize the little clues planted along the way were leading to a perfect finish. If you love murder mysteries, and even if you don't, we heartily and rousingly suggest you attend Curtain Call Playhouse's current production for a rollicking good time."

A big thanks to director Gary Solomons and the rest of the cast and crew for putting your heart and soul into the production. Sounds like it paid off nicely.

Friday, December 6, 2024

Hawkeye Bookshop Christmas unites the generations

My Enchanted Bookshop plays have always brought multiple generations into the seats of theaters. But now it appears to be bringing multiple generation onto the proverbial boards as well.

At least that's the case at the Hawkeye Theatre in Fort Dodge, IA. They're performing An Enchanted Bookshop Christmas this weekend. And according to an article in the Fort Dodge Messenger, three generations of one local family have taken on some very important roles in the show.

Tim Olson plays dashing tech billionaire Philip Brantley, his daughter Kayla Harlow plays the scatterbrained bookshop owner Margie, and her son Beckham Barlow plays the pompous Nutcracker Prince.

But that's not all. The article goes on to say that there are at least two parent-child pairings as well.

Director Stephanie Cobie-Day explains that she chose An Enchanted Bookshop Christmas because it introduces today's kids to classic characters like Tom Sawyer that they may not be familiar with.

"That's one of the neat things about working with the cast and working with multi generations," Cobie-Day adds, "that you're sharing some old, old stories, bringing those to life, but also then creating a new story with the script that we're doing."

Break legs, all! With a cast like this, it can't help but be a heartwarming production.

Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Tulsa's Spotlight joins the club


A big shout out to Tulsa's Spotlight Children's Theatre, which became the fifth member of my Five Timer's Club by booking a production of my millionaire cat comedy The Purrfect Crime for next March.

Inspired by NBC's Saturday Night Live, the Five Timer's Club is, of course, the esteemed group of schools and community theaters which have produced my plays five times.

The first four productions that Spotlight so graciously (and tastefully) selected? They were:

  • The Enchanted Bookshop, December 2022
  • How I Met Your Mummy, October 2023
  • An Enchanted Bookshop Christmas, December 2023
  • Madhouse!, March 2024

As I've mentioned previously in this blog, I visited Tulsa several times when my older daughter Ashley lived there from 2014 and 2016. I loved the city, being impressed with how clean and modern it was, with a wealth of wonderful ethnic restaurants and surprisingly underused freeways.

Sadly, although I remember seeing My Big Fat Gay Wedding at the American Theatre Company there, I never got around to seeing The Drunkard, the longest running production in American theater history (71 years and counting), performed by the main company at Spotlight itself.

As for the children's theater, it looks like they're not quite done with me. Their 2025 season schedule shows that they've reserved a spot for The Stinky Feet Gang in August.

Hmmm. Maybe it's time for a Six Timer's Club?

For info on all these plays an more, please visit my playwright page on the Pioneer Drama website.