Free Monologues

I know. I know. It's hard to find funny--and most importantly, free!--monologues on the web. That's why I've posted the best monologues from my plays here.

All of these scenes are free to use for auditions, talent shows or just showing off for your theatrically-challenged friends. And they're all family-friendly. Even your grandma will love them!

If a monologue piques your interest and you'd like to read the whole play, just follow the link to my publisher's website. Scripts can be ordered from there. My publisher will thank you. I'll thank you. And my children will thank you. I'll finally be able to buy them shoes.

Free Monologues for Teen Actors

1M
"The Best Little Town in the World" from Trouble in Paradise Junction (full script)

"The Lance Biceps Museum of Manliness" from How I Met Your Mummy (full script)

"Never Take Your Boots Off!" from The Stinky Feet Gang (full script)

1F

"A Howling Success" from Doggone Detectives (for the full script, email me)

"Egypt Ain't Coming To Us" from How I Met Your Mummy (full script)

"Not Exactly the Holiest Man Around" from Babka Without Borders (full script available soon)

"Something Fishy" from Lights! Camera! Murder! (for the full script, email me)

"Those People Are KUKU" from The Last Radio Show (for the full script, email me)